Monday, November 20, 2006

Conspiracies much?

Anyone wonder why our Minister Mentor was wearing a neck brace in the Channel Newsasia footage of him giving a speech in Kuwait? We haven't heard a peep in the news over here so I'm guessing that he wasn't injured in any way. (Unless they're keeping it under wraps.)

My theories:

  1. That's a new fangled anti-beheading device. Body armour for the neck.
  2. He's the replacement for Christopher Lambert in the fortress and if he gets 20 feet away from his security detail, his neck brace explodes, guarding state secrets.
  3. It's the latest in wireless communication technology to keep in touch with his speechwriters.
  4. Air conditioning to keep his head at 18 degrees in the harsh Kuwaiti weather.
  5. That's pure oxygen that's keeping him young along with regular ginseng infusions to keep his mind alert.
  6. The world's biggest nicotine patch.
  7. That's his evil twin brother and the neck brace is to hide the Aerosmith Tattoo.
  8. Either that or it's a real neck brace because of the horrific rock climbing incident in Iraq.
Any other theories? :)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could be that the person isn't MM. Think about it, the neck brace is certainly handy when doing photoshop. :)

Tue Nov 21, 11:01:00 pm 2006  
Blogger penelope said...

ah hahaha what porcupine said.

Wed Nov 22, 08:23:00 am 2006  
Blogger Caleb said...

Could it just be that MM woke up with a sore neck that morning in Kuwait and gasp, decided to wear a neck brace?

Anyhow, I actually helped to do a lot of the planning for that trip. Help, I should go back to teaching!

Wed Jun 20, 05:13:00 pm 2007  

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