Conspiracies much?
Anyone wonder why our Minister Mentor was wearing a neck brace in the Channel Newsasia footage of him giving a speech in Kuwait? We haven't heard a peep in the news over here so I'm guessing that he wasn't injured in any way. (Unless they're keeping it under wraps.)
My theories:
- That's a new fangled anti-beheading device. Body armour for the neck.
- He's the replacement for Christopher Lambert in the fortress and if he gets 20 feet away from his security detail, his neck brace explodes, guarding state secrets.
- It's the latest in wireless communication technology to keep in touch with his speechwriters.
- Air conditioning to keep his head at 18 degrees in the harsh Kuwaiti weather.
- That's pure oxygen that's keeping him young along with regular ginseng infusions to keep his mind alert.
- The world's biggest nicotine patch.
- That's his evil twin brother and the neck brace is to hide the Aerosmith Tattoo.
- Either that or it's a real neck brace because of the horrific rock climbing incident in Iraq.
2 Comments:
It could be that the person isn't MM. Think about it, the neck brace is certainly handy when doing photoshop. :)
Could it just be that MM woke up with a sore neck that morning in Kuwait and gasp, decided to wear a neck brace?
Anyhow, I actually helped to do a lot of the planning for that trip. Help, I should go back to teaching!
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