Sunday, April 03, 2005

RIP Pringles.

The new Pringles sucks. It sucks, sucks, sucks. It sucks eggs. It sucks harder than a black hole. And it's the only alternative left.

At Pringles, they have officially managed to take the only thing left that was good in the world with pop-top potato chips and sucked the life out of it, turning a once pleasant crunching reconstituted-potato chip into a souless hard-crunchin' potato flake. AaaaRRRgh! And to add insult to a humiliated chip, they've taken the flavour out as well...

I now have the last bastion of the Original Pringle-ness sitting on my coffee table (Pringles Sour Cream and Onion) and it's being whittled away and savoured One. Chip. At. A. Time. Fare Thee Well Old friend. We hardly knew ye.


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