Moral of the story?

You could wait a hundred years and still not get another one of these stories in the news:

"A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten."

It's a modern cautionary tale of why you really shouldn't climb into a pen of carnivores and beat them with sticks. It would be tragic if it weren't so funny.

And by tragic I mean they had to shoot a crocodile to find some remains of the boy.