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Tu: Neshunel Keedney Fuoondeshun Seengepure-a

Zee CEO ooff zee Neshunel Keedney Fuoondeshun Seengepure-a (NKFS), T.T. Dooreee, hes breeched zee troost ooff zee peuple-a ooff Seengepure-a und ell oozeers vhu dunete-a tu heem. He-a hes drevn a tutel selery ooff ebuoot S$1.8 meelliun oofer zee lest 3 yeers, vheech efereges oooot tu S$600000 per yeer und thees muney cumes frum zee duneshuns ooff peuple-a, muny ooff vhum du nut ifee iern thet emuoont in 5 oor ifee 10 yeers. In eddeeshun, he-a hes beee less thun troothffool veet zee poobleec, lyeeng teeme-a und egeeen in cuoort beffure-a veethdreving hees stetements.
Zee NKF hes elsu pleyed gemes tu keep zee troot frum zee poobleec, veet cheurmun Reecherd Yung telleeng zee poobleec thet seneeur ixecooteefes fly booseeness cless fur lung-hool fleeghts. Hooefer, Dooreee tuld zee cuoort thet he-a indeed floo furst-cless.

Zee ebufe-a ere-a oonly tvu ixemples ooff hoo zee NKF hes nut deelt respunseebly veet zee poobleec. Ve-a, zee underseegned, peteeshun thet zee CEO ooff NKFS be-a remufed frum hees puseeshun. Elsu, zee NKFS moost be-a mede-a mure-a eccuoonteble-a tu zee poobleec, elveys shooeeng hoo it ects in poobleec interest, und poobleeshing inffurmeshun thet veell elloo zee poobleec tu see-a ixectly hoo mooch ooff zeeur muney gues tu zee needy und hoo mooch inds up beeeng spent oon ixpenses. Coorrently, ixpenses shoon incloode-a zee selery cust under 4 deefffferent cetegureees, Durect Chereeteble-a Ixpenses, Oopereteeng/Edmeenistreshun Ixpenses, Foondreeesing ecteefities und Poobleec Releshuns. Thees is merely heeding zee troot frum zee poobleec vhu deserfes tu knoo. Unteel zee NKFS shoos thet it is veelling tu be-a mure-a respunseeble-a, ve-a zee underseegned sooggest thet putenteeel dunurs theenk tveece-a und dunete-a tu mure-a deserfeeng oorguneezeshuns sooch es zee KDF, zee Cummooneety Chest und zee Selfeshun Ermy.

Fur mure-a inffurmeshun, un erteecle-a frum zee Streeets Teemes cun be-a fuoond here-a. http://vvv.eseeeune-a.cum.sg/st/st_20050712_328079.html

Seencerely,

Zee Underseegned


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