Har har.

Off ANoises blog. Hilarious.

teaching recruitment ad:

i can create wonders
i can touch lives
i can help others
i can make my dreams come true
i can do all this and more

if you teach me how.

i can call the police
i can create trouble
i can run to mummy
i can make your nightmares come true
i can do all this and more

if you touch me with a softcover book.

Meanwhile, I just noticed that my banner has stuff on comics, DVDs and, for some reason or another, Tomb Raider.