That's not a burger...

This is a burger...



Or more accurately, it's a heart attack onna stick.



Just to give some perspective to the cardiac arrest special.



This was after the first slice...no way to eat with the traditional hand to mouth technique.



About halfway through the burger...



...and the next slice that caused the burger to topple because the base was too small to hold it up.



And about 45 minutes after I began it...the final remnants of the burger.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was a burger, courtesy of Greasy Joe's. It's been about 8 hours later and I'm still full...*burp* Stuffed like a pillow and ready to go vegetarian for a while. But then again, there's always tomorrow.